1. I went out the other night and the entire two hour discussion was centered around puke, diarrhea and underage drinking. Never laughed so hard in my life.
2. Then I almost peed my pants on the way home.
3. Did you know that I started a new blog? Yep, cuz you know, one isn't enough for a working girl, two is always better! Check it out and follow it... Only cuz I am the only one following my own blog and well, that is pretty pathetic!
4. Want to see your friends disappear for a few weeks. Just say the magic word "MOVE". Yep, gone..... except for the two that love me more than pieces....
5. Somehow, someway, my friend Amy got me in a very weak moment <most have been right after she said she would help me move> and is now making me, forcing me to go to see New Kids on the Block. And for all the cool kids, it is just NKOTB. Lord save me!
7. Survived all day Saturday with no social media. It was hell.
8. Tried to explain to my friend what an internet friend was. Didn't get it. Couldn't get past craigslist..... ohhh the joys of trying to explain reality to people that don't blog or tweet.
9. LOVE, LOVE, LOVE this song... don't judge.
10. Another thing I love? My Erin Condren planner.... sucks that I have nothing going on to plan though. Note to self, find a life!
11. Rum Raisin Ice Cream? Holy Cow! Booze in ice cream, life doesn't get any better than that.
12. Want to Ad Swap???? Let's! I'm all hooked up, click on tab above.
12. Want to Ad Swap???? Let's! I'm all hooked up, click on tab above.
13. I have neon green mayo in my fridge. It freaking rocks. Not sure what I did when I made it, but damn if it isn't the dog diggity!
14. I wish I was cool like all the other kids. It really sucks to be a middle aged mom. Even if I do rock it pretty well.
I've had trouble explaining the internet friend thing as well. I finally say, "They're just like real-life friends except you can stab them when they tick you off."
ReplyDeleteOh I love that! I am using it next time!
DeleteMoving STINKS--hope it wasn't too bad and you are settled. And I really want rum raisin ice cream now. Thanks for linking up with the #MTMmixer and I have no doubt that you are a "cool" mom :)
ReplyDeleteIt was the best ice cream I have had in forever! You have to try it if you ever get the chance.
DeleteI tried to explain what a "bliend" was (blog + friend) to my mom the other day and she just stared at me. I thought it was genius. Guess you just have to be "one of us" to get it! :)
ReplyDeleteThats a great word for it. They don't get it, their loss!!!!
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