Why is it that most of the kids went back to school this week, yet mine are still at home, sleeping until noon, going to the movies and hanging by the pool. This does not seem fair. All kids should be in school full time. Screw summer break!
Loved this post by Snarkfest. Only because I know one day, very soon this will be a conversation I will have with Spawn. Love her honesty, bluntness and how she just puts it out there.
Stupid people DRIVE. ME. CRAZY! I know that is really mean to say, but I hate having to repeat myself over and over and over and over and over. And Over.......
You know that day I took the girls to the beach and well did I mention how I was so concerned about getting all the little white girls all lathered up in sunscreen so they did not fry, that I completely forgot to lather my white ass up. Yep, that is right, my boobs have 2nd degree burns. You know what is even better? When you run a half marathon sunburned, all the sweat gets trapped in and starts to blister.... yep, I had cleavage blisters for a while.... Now, just scars. Right now, I am not pretty fly for a white guy that is for sure!
I set goals this week, believe me it was a moment of weakness! One of them was to only drink two days. What the hell was I thinking? I so need a drink right now! Next week I will be rethinking this goal shit! And no drinking shit..... who does that?
Made the best lunch today, it was totally disgusting looking, but oh so good..... shredded chicken with Ortega chilies, grilled onions and chipotle mayo wrapped in lettuce... AH MAZ ING! Now that I type that, it isn't only disgusting looking it sounds disgusting!
Took Spawns to drive in last weekend, to see two rated R movies no less. Kick Ass 2... totally kicked ass! But I really missed Nicholas Cage in it. We're the Millers... OMFG! I don't even know where to start, only with thank the lord Baby Spawn passed out right when it started...... the MOST inappropriate, funny ass movie ever! Even Ted had nothing on this movie!